The close up on the hand over the mouth
Then a Jaguar speeding off heading south
With Juliet kidnapped lying unconscious
As a bystander says, "Goodness gracious!"
"Cut! Cut!" that'll do for today. I'm hungry.
I don't want the great dame to get angry.
Get the rushes ready before she wakes
In case tomorrow she asks for new takes."
"Do we really need to see the buttocks?
Get me a glass of whiskey on the rocks!"
Dame Deborah knows well how to be candid
If only to avoid what is sordid
Mike Bell replies, "We need more realism."
Dame Deborah adds, "It's cheap eroticism!"
"What is the attraction here anyway,"
A nice arse or the essential cliché?"
"Dame Deborah, this costs an arm and a leg."
"Yes Mike, my arm and my leg, go and beg!"
Mike wanted to beg to touch them just once
But he knew he would seem a blasted dunce
James Bond movies are about good and evil
The fight between the saviour and the weavel
If the premise seems a wee bit childish
It's just the way they are speaking English
